Steven King is a genius and his memoir, "On Writing," is as captivating as his fiction. This book should become the cornerstone of any aspiring writer's library if it isn't already. King successfully mixes his memoir and writing advise in a manner that is informative, riveting, and educational. It lacks the pretentious bullshit that many "How to Write" books (especially the ones written by established authors) use as their foundation.
"WRITING IS SEDUCTION."
No woman will ever agree to a second date if you are timid on the first. I never plant flutters inside of a woman's heart when a date ends with an awkward, steakhouse parking lot kiss on the cheek. Every so often, a date concludes this way, and believe me, no one has ever called the next day gushing over how hot my confidence-lacking smooch made them. In fact, if someone actually DOES call me after I pull a stunt like that, it is usually to tell me to grow some balls. And they are right. I should.
The same holds true with writing. As an author, you must passionately court your reader. You cannot be shy about using an active voice. Make your sentences bold. Put yourself out there. Go in confidently with a sensuous, "you will never forget tonight" style of kiss. Sweep the reader off their feet.
Correct: I extremely enjoyed your company tonight. I'll call ya tomorrow so we can set up another time to do this. (Place a lingering kiss on the woman's mouth until her eye's slightly flutter.) Have a great night.
Incorrect: Your company tonight was extremely enjoyed by me. In my opinion, i feel that we should maybe do this again...maybe...if you want to. Soooooo, I guess I will call you on your phone sometime soon. (Plant your dry, motionless lips on her cheek.) See ya later, I hope.
Be assertive. Maintain a genuine voice, but write aggressively. Omit unnecessary, disempowering words. Force readers to deal with the situation that you have thrust upon them. Exude confidence at all times and your quality of work will flourish.
Best post to date; you weave in imagery effectively to sell this.
ReplyDeleteI really liked this post! I agree with the professor, your imagery made it really hit home as you "argued" your point as to how his advice was effective. :) Great!
ReplyDeleteExcellent post. Very descriptive, good word choice. Well organized, you set up your argument and drive the post home. I like the last picture, very funny :) Not to crazy about the first one, but it fits.
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